All Things Motorcycle

en-us Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:13:45 -0500 ATM@msgroup.org 60 All Things Motorcycle - Off Theme http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/ All Things Motorcycle for Guest http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/ http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/rss_32.png All Things Motorcycle RSS Feed 144 47 Humor ... the lighter side - FredDeseret Riderhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=11092&REPLY_ID=107868Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:06:27 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11092 Darn----spit my soft drink up my nose an all over the screen on that one----[:x)]]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Stranger sightings on Google Mapslostinspacehttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=11088&REPLY_ID=107856Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:17:18 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11088

quote:
Originally posted by radan2

Is that an apple tree behind you?

It's a Japanese Cherry. April and May are probably the the best months to see Vancouver in full colour. Phil]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Cannibal humorgymnasthttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=11078&REPLY_ID=107771Humor ... the lighter side Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:34:58 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11078 Excellent!]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Strange sightings in Google Mapsjhaakehttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10693&REPLY_ID=107661Humor ... the lighter side Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:55:06 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10693 This image is still there on Google maps.

http://maps.google.com

search for location: 37.486277,-121.830182 zoom a bit on Satellite.

Cool pic.]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - When I come to your town what should I visit?alblancherhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=11043&REPLY_ID=107522The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:04:37 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11043 Some of the best moonshine sitting (kinda sitten, kinda of layen around as the day got longer) on top of Roan Mountain with a brother in law's brother in law.]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Ok, Tell me your favorite local rides!twchttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=11048&REPLY_ID=107489The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:12:28 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11048

quote:
Originally posted by alblancher

...what MC or scenic route should I ride when I am in your neck of the woods? What makes it unique and worth a special visit?

I've posted trip reports for a number of my favorite rides:

Estes Park
Trail Ridge Road / Rocky Mountain National Park
Cameron Pass / Never Summer Mountains
Peak-to-Peak Highway
Snowy Range Road, Wyoming]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Guess What I Am and Where I Am located?Daddiohttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=4274&REPLY_ID=107430The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:17:57 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=4274

quote:
from twc

Palm trees, the end of U.S. Highway 1... You're in Key West, Florida.

Mommio's on the beach working on her tan.

Key West is of course correct, but Mommio is with me.[:)]

]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Up for a couple minute break?Nieborhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10978&REPLY_ID=107416The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:24:58 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10978 Without critique of riding style or gear, this one showed up around Christmas last year, or was it the year before? Anyhow, it kind of rang home at the moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4mU8ZqMZPU

The ending, in my case, is when I forgot what I rode off for in the first place. [:D]

For ATM junkies, heres an interesting look at the site. Fits nicely into the couple minute break cagegory. [:D]
http://boardreader.com/sp/All_Thing...le_9879.html]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Bad Driving Genegymnasthttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=11039&REPLY_ID=107385The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:28:56 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11039 Eugenics, politics, and social "science" theories combined during the 2Oth century to kill more people and spread more misery than any plague. The potentially catastrophic harm from combining social theory and genetic "science" theory is no less today than during the worst periods of the last century. Junk science is not harmless.]]>Humor ... the lighter side - SenilityNight Trainhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=11017&REPLY_ID=107187Humor ... the lighter side Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:06:57 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11017 A vivid example of "honesty pays". LOL]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Brad Pitt Lane Splitting LessonBadaBinghttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=11010&REPLY_ID=107178The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:42:41 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11010 What I saw was someone who was tremendously embarassed on having taken a spill. Brad showed no concern about hitting either car. He also did not demonstrate the proper way to pick up a scoot. Oh well.

Ciao,

BadaBing]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Earliest motorcycle?hotthumzzhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10993Humor ... the lighter side Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:11:14 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10993 Apparently Fred Flintstone had a motorcycle!

[IMG]http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo348/hotthumzz/cavemanbike.jpg[/IMG]]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Why did the chicken cross the road?radan2http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10992&REPLY_ID=106983Humor ... the lighter side Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:33:31 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10992 Because it is too long to walk all the way around.]]>Humor ... the lighter side - The perfect storyD Rhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10989&REPLY_ID=106936Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:18:34 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10989 To quote Larry the Cable Guy...

Now that's funny right there!!! [88]]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - My golf gameSkootchNChttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10981&REPLY_ID=106902The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:09:51 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10981 skootch.... being Italian for "pain in the arse" or? "trouble maker" both of which work just fine, thank you.

I actually started the comment, as a lark.... and as I wrote it, it occurred to me... the physics are probably similar, substituting terms of slice, hook, bite, etc.

I'm sure one or another of our math wizards, will post a graph, explaining what Axiom did, and the forces involved]]>Humor ... the lighter side - The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk!Indiana Randyhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10928&REPLY_ID=106721Humor ... the lighter side Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:01:23 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10928 Now THAT is funny!

And a reason I'm happily Single By Choice. [;)]]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Aussie JusticeAxiom2000http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10893Humor ... the lighter side Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:05:20 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10893 http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/...1590999.aspx

Not sure if this belongs here or in the accident area, but I would say this thief received instant karma for his actions.]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Aerostich Roadcrafter suit in a car washgalileohttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10891Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:27:13 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10891
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai9-hCrS8k4

Maybe going through a car wash has some safety hazards. I certainly wouldn't recommend it, but it does prove the suit is pretty waterproof.

I ordered one of these a couple of weeks ago in a bright yellow color. I promise I won't take it through the car wash.

The suit is a favorite among long distance riders and has proven to be very effective in crashes.]]>Benefit and Rally Announcements - OUTLAW DAVE RANCH RIDE 2009WarHawkhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10874&REPLY_ID=105952Benefit and Rally Announcements Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:03:22 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10874

quote:
Originally posted by cooldadof4

WarHawk:

This sounds like it would be fun, and it is for a good cause.

I am usually leery of rides with so many bikes, as I usually find many should not be riding in large groups at their skill level and pose a danger to others (and me [8D])

I assume you have made this ride before. Since it is escorted (I assume PD)I was wondering if you could calm my fears on this.

Thanks in advance.

Regards,

Don

OCT 31st 2009

Yes fully escorted, by both Houston PD and by the San Jacinto High Rollers as road guards...they shut down the entire freeway for the ride...we ride staggered and at proper interval. Safety is PARAMOUNT with this ride, it always has been.

We leave Stubbs and get on 45 south, ride to Galveston to a staging area (last year it was a huge parking lot where we all stopped, once there it was up to the individual riders as to when and where they wanted to go.

I have gone on 4 rides with them so far (I started volunteering my time at S&P Ranch when they changed KLOL 101.1 into Latino, and got the petition signed to get 103.7 started [but that's a different story])

Last year due to Ike the sea wall and alot of stuff was closed down..this year with everything being mostly re-opened I would hope that the strand and the shops on the sea wall will be in full swing (kinda sad that The Balinese Room is gone, but I am sure Galveston will make a solid comeback.

Roll up..pay your $20, park your bike, sign the release, get your shirt..mingle till KSU..simple

]]>Humor ... the lighter side - No ATGATT to the extremeStevebr242http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10866&REPLY_ID=105797Humor ... the lighter side Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:26:44 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10866 At least in "Waking Ned Divine" they wore helmets....]]>Humor ... the lighter side - This is funnykenneth84http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10851&REPLY_ID=105702Humor ... the lighter side Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:48:34 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10851 Hahaha. I wonder if you take one of those embryos and mix it with human DNA, would you have the world's fastest kid?]]>Humor ... the lighter side - A little risque...Cash Anthonyhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10780&REPLY_ID=105282Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:41:04 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10780 Well, it's out there, but the clip got tedious pretty fast.

Better luck next time. [8D]

Cash]]>Humor ... the lighter side - New Teachercooldadof4http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10779&REPLY_ID=105158Humor ... the lighter side Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:22:50 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10779 Isn't it the truth though. Very good.]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Ride With the Fortyaidanspahttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10784The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Fri, 28 Aug 2009 15:45:43 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10784 here.

quote:
Our GOALS for this Ride are:

To raise $250,000 for the Flight 93 National Memorial (100% of all donations will go directly to building the Memorial.
To promote awareness of the heroic actions and character of the Heroes of United Flight 93 to young Americans born after September 11, 2001, and to refresh the memories of older Americans of the courage and brave actions of the passengers and crew of United Flight 93.
To bring the Flight 93 National Memorial to Americans who are unable to visit the Temporary Memorial in Shanksville, Pa., by bringing a portion of the Temporary Memorial to you. This will allow so many more Americans to leave messages and tributes as they do at the present Temporary Memorial that will then be included in the permanent Memorial once dedicated, with your help, on September 11, 2011.

God bless their effort and God bless America.
]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Who says loud pipes don't save lives??Nieborhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10772&REPLY_ID=104975Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:12:25 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10772 LOL, Bet that one wheelies out pretty easily. I picture it winding up perched on the rear wheel and pipes. Not exactly the first thought that comes to mind when you think of your pipes touching down. [;)]]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - One Piece At A Timerayg50http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10756&REPLY_ID=104859The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Sun, 23 Aug 2009 07:12:41 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10756 He must be a M*A*S*H fan and a Radar O'Reilly groupie.

Can you imagine this guy in a Hummer plant? [:D]

]]>Humor ... the lighter side - From his wife's moutholydavehttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10749&REPLY_ID=104730Humor ... the lighter side Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:59:10 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10749 This advice courtesy of the late, great Robert Heinlein....if ever, in the course of an argument with your wife, you discover that you are right, apologize immediately.]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - My Family - A Place to put the pictures of You and Your Familybachman1961http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=3185&REPLY_ID=104675The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:03:12 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=3185
Meromorph;

All very nice ... the umbrella shot at the beach is very cool!

~brian]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - San Antonio riders...IMMEDIATE REQUESTWarHawkhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10731&REPLY_ID=104674The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:46:04 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10731 Funny thing...I fixed the motels "free Wifi" network at the motel (a whopping 1 Meg connection for over 300 rooms yippie!)...for some reason my laptop wouldn't pull an IP even though I could connect to the router with "excellent" signal.

Talked to the manager, he let me look at the router/hub setup...turns out after I had to check all 25-30 ethernet connections and thru about 3 hours of trial and error I found he had a rogue loopback between two hubs that was causing an echo and pretty much jamming up any DHCP requests or any meaningful LAN traffic...simple fix and POW...the entire motel instantly had internet.

Guy offered a free night..but I had already paid and was leaving the next morning...

]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - New Grandpagymnasthttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10736&REPLY_ID=104665The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:53:12 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10736 Wow! What a Beauty. Congratulations!]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Helmet use in Illinois now illegalNieborhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10737&REPLY_ID=104641Humor ... the lighter side Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:52:08 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10737 ROTF! No fair Greywolf, you gave it up! [:x)]

These days, easy to see why such things are taken seriously...]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Not *meant* to be funny...aidanspahttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10721&REPLY_ID=104635Humor ... the lighter side Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:50:47 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10721 LOL!! [:x)][88][:x)]

Only 6 minutes a day! Inconceivable!!]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Writer turns 89SteveShttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10687&REPLY_ID=104123Humor ... the lighter side Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:14:56 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10687 Loved her books and characters!

thanks for the info Cash.

How's your writing going?]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Messin with A-Z ridesWarHawkhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10678&REPLY_ID=104001Humor ... the lighter side Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:03:46 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10678 Pics or it didn't happen!

]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Is this why we need changes to health careAxiom2000http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10653Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:46:39 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10653
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.

The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body and barks. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too."

The man finally resigns to the diagnosis and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."

"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.

"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and lab tests."

Sorry just could not resist it.[:x)]
Jerry]]>Humor ... the lighter side - This is just too funnyAxiom2000http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10634Humor ... the lighter side Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:36:25 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10634 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqpvriKZuA]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Flying the flag on the 4th of JulyIndiana Randyhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10521&REPLY_ID=103200The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Thu, 16 Jul 2009 22:13:44 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10521 WOW! Incredible way to kick-off an air show! [8D]]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Frugal Tips? What is Yours?Alan_Hepburnhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=9800&REPLY_ID=103186The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Thu, 16 Jul 2009 20:01:09 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=9800

quote:
Originally posted by Zentenn
We don't go out to eat much, but when we do, there's no alcohol being bought. I just order water with lemon and generally order the cheapest thing on the menu, regardless of what it is.

My wife and I need our fix of ribs every now and then. Our favorite rib place has a deal where we get 1/2 rack of baby back ribs, 2 sides, and garlic bread for $14.99. They also offer the same deal, with a full rack, for $23.99. So, instead of buying 2 half-racks at $29.98 we get the full rack at $23.99 and ask for a second plate. We each get a single side instead of two sides each, but we save $6 on the meal.]]>Humor ... the lighter side - United Breaks guitarsDeseret Riderhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10561Humor ... the lighter side Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:23:47 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10561
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Opps!Daddiohttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10530&REPLY_ID=102821Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:50:49 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10530 I think it is more Oops than Opps. Can you imagine if this was Opps?

Oops - [}:)][8D]]]>Humor ... the lighter side - What's wrong with this picture?dfpd273http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10508&REPLY_ID=102744Humor ... the lighter side Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:07:09 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10508

quote:
Originally posted by scottrnelson

quote:
Originally posted by dfpd273

... I'm fairly certain the seat is supposed to be reversed while in the front seat.
Putting them in the front facing the other way is what kills children when the airbags go off. [xx(] They're supposed to be used the other way in the back seat.

Sorry man, I own a two seater car. I also have the ability to shut off the airbags. To put the kid in the back seat would be quite difficult. I never meant to suggest that one should put a car seat in the front(if rear is available), only that if it IS in the front, then it should be reversed. (Only up to about 20# or so).

sorry to kill the joke with reality.]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Farrah's wishamazngracehttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10525Humor ... the lighter side Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:04:03 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10525

Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.
Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted. Michael said he needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.

Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...]]>Benefit and Rally Announcements - Very nice rallyNight Trainhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10478&REPLY_ID=102297Benefit and Rally Announcements Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:06:24 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10478 Thanks for the info. There is a group of us planning on a road trip to the Eastern States later this summer. This tour sounds like it would be just what the Doctor ordered. Speaking of Doctors, I wish you good luck with your surgery along with a speedy and full recovery.]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Fathers Day Cardgreywolfhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10450&REPLY_ID=102042Humor ... the lighter side Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:59:23 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10450 Why did the Israelites wander the desert for 40 years?

Because Moses was a man and refused to ask for directions.]]>Humor ... the lighter side - The economy is so bad----Deseret Riderhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10452Humor ... the lighter side Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:30:10 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10452 =20
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration

aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their

children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate,

do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.
Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being

investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Back in the saddle!!WarHawkhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10432&REPLY_ID=101988The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:41:07 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10432

quote:
Originally posted by D R

quote:
Originally posted by WarHawk

Almost out of debt thanks to the common sense approach to finances (that should be taught in schools as a MANDATORY course)!

That is a great feeling.

If nothing takes a turn for the worse, in about 30 months from now, my wife and I will finally be at our goal of only a house payment and one car payment.

About five years ago, we finally got to the point of doing Christmas on a cash only basis.

To the younger crowd.... stay away from the credit cards... (maybe one for emergencies, such as a break down on the road - having to get a big screen TV because your neighbor just got one is not an emergency). The finance companies only push the immediate self-gratification side of things. They won't tell you about the down side.

OOPS forgot to mention...the plan we used was Dave Ramsey https://fpuonline.daveramsey.com/ (we did the online thing and the package deal together) yah...I think anyone with 1/2 a brain could do this..but he puts it in an easy to follow package and motivates you to do it right. (only a $180 payment and our last credit card is paid off...the only debt I owe is my home and whats left on a $25k 401K loan I took about a year ago [stupid stupid stupid!]

]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Evolution of a Gold Wingaidanspahttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10441Humor ... the lighter side Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:45:14 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10441

Evolution of a Gold Wing

Rider with new Gold Wing

Gold Wing Rider after one year

Gold Wing Rider after two years

Gold Wing Rider after three years

Gold Wing Rider after four years

Gold Wing Rider after five years

Gold Wing Rider after six years

]]>Humor ... the lighter side - EpitaphsCash Anthonyhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10398&REPLY_ID=101825Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:17:09 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10398 Here lies Barnard Lightfoot
Who was accidentally killed
in the 45th year of his age.

This monument was erected
by his grateful family.

Cash
]]>The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum - Talk About a "Sleeper"WarHawkhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10367&REPLY_ID=101736The Get Your Motor Running Chat Forum Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:18:32 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10367 Whoah!

I wonder the mileage he could go if he used a 68hp motor instead of the 300 hp motor

That's the real question!

I want economy...go 300+ miles at normal freeway speeds on a single charging.

It's amazing that the killacycle uses the same electric motor they used in WWII submarines!

]]>Humor ... the lighter side - Is your tongue weight too high?Baggsyhttp://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&TOPIC_ID=10373&REPLY_ID=101523Humor ... the lighter side Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:56:42 -0500http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10373 Isn't the picture the opposite of tongue weight?

In their case you'd just tear the axle off move it back a few feet and put it back on - problem solved.
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