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<item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Fred</title><author>Deseret Rider</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=11092&amp;REPLY_ID=107868</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:06:27 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11092</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 11/18/2009 at 8:06&nbsp;PM by Deseret Rider<hr> Darn----spit my soft drink up my nose an all over the screen on that one----[:x)]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Stranger sightings on Google Maps</title><author>lostinspace</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=11088&amp;REPLY_ID=107856</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:17:18 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11088</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 4 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 11/18/2009 at 3:17&nbsp;PM by lostinspace<hr> <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by radan2</i><br /><br />Is that an apple tree behind you?<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />It's a Japanese Cherry. April and May are probably the the best months to see Vancouver in full colour.  Phil]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Cannibal humor</title><author>gymnast</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=11078&amp;REPLY_ID=107771</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:34:58 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11078</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 11/15/2009 at 8:34&nbsp;PM by gymnast<hr>Excellent!]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Strange sightings in Google Maps</title><author>jhaake</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10693&amp;REPLY_ID=107661</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:55:06 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10693</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 8 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 11/12/2009 at 3:55&nbsp;PM by jhaake<hr> This image is still there on Google maps.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://maps.google.com" target="_blank">http://maps.google.com</a><br /><br />search for location:  37.486277,-121.830182  zoom a bit on Satellite.<br /><br />Cool pic.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Senility</title><author>Night Train</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=11017&amp;REPLY_ID=107187</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:06:57 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=11017</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 10/29/2009 at 6:06&nbsp;AM by Night Train<hr> A vivid example of "honesty pays".  LOL]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Earliest motorcycle?</title><author>hotthumzz</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10993</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:11:14 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10993</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  <br />Apparently Fred Flintstone had a motorcycle!<br /><br /><br />[IMG]http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo348/hotthumzz/cavemanbike.jpg[/IMG]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Why did the chicken cross the road?</title><author>radan2</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10992&amp;REPLY_ID=106983</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:33:31 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10992</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 2 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 10/22/2009 at 3:33&nbsp;PM by radan2<hr> Because it is too long to walk all the way around.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - The perfect story</title><author>D R</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10989&amp;REPLY_ID=106936</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:18:34 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10989</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 10/21/2009 at 2:18&nbsp;PM by D R<hr> To quote Larry the Cable Guy...<br /><br />Now that's funny right there!!!  [88]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk!</title><author>Indiana Randy</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10928&amp;REPLY_ID=106721</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:01:23 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10928</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 2 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 10/15/2009 at 4:01&nbsp;PM by Indiana Randy<hr> Now THAT is funny!  <br /><br />And a reason I'm happily Single By Choice. [;)]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Aussie Justice</title><author>Axiom2000</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10893</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 05:05:20 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10893</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  <a href="http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/news/local/news/general/crash-victim-robbed-while-impaled-on-stake/1590999.aspx" target="_blank">http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/...1590999.aspx</a><br /><br />Not sure if this belongs here or in the accident area, but I would say this thief received instant karma for his actions.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Aerostich Roadcrafter suit in a car wash</title><author>galileo</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10891</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:27:13 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10891</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  After the first 4 minutes or so, I found myself smiling through this video.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai9-hCrS8k4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai9-hCrS8k4</a><br /><br />Maybe going through a car wash has some safety hazards. I certainly wouldn't recommend it, but it does prove the suit is pretty waterproof.<br /><br />I ordered one of these a couple of weeks ago in a bright yellow color. I promise I won't take it through the car wash. <br /><br />The suit is a favorite among long distance riders and has proven to be very effective in crashes.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - No ATGATT to the extreme</title><author>Stevebr242</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10866&amp;REPLY_ID=105797</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:26:44 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10866</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 3 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 09/17/2009 at 3:26&nbsp;PM by Stevebr242<hr> At least in "Waking Ned Divine" they wore helmets....]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - This is funny</title><author>kenneth84</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10851&amp;REPLY_ID=105702</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:48:34 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10851</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 09/15/2009 at 1:48&nbsp;PM by kenneth84<hr> Hahaha. I wonder if you take one of those embryos and mix it with human DNA, would you have the world's fastest kid?]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - A little risque...</title><author>Cash Anthony</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10780&amp;REPLY_ID=105282</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:41:04 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10780</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 3 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 09/02/2009 at 8:41&nbsp;AM by Cash Anthony<hr> Well, it's out there, but the clip got tedious pretty fast.<br /><br />Better luck next time.  [8D]<br /><br /><br />Cash]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - New Teacher</title><author>cooldadof4</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10779&amp;REPLY_ID=105158</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:22:50 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10779</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 3 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 08/31/2009 at 11:22&nbsp;AM by cooldadof4<hr> Isn't it the truth though. Very good.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Who says loud pipes don't save lives??</title><author>Niebor</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10772&amp;REPLY_ID=104975</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:12:25 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10772</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 3 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 08/26/2009 at 2:12&nbsp;PM by Niebor<hr> LOL, Bet that one wheelies out pretty easily.  I picture it winding up perched on the rear wheel and pipes.  Not exactly the first thought that comes to mind when you think of your pipes touching down. [;)]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - From his wife's mouth</title><author>olydave</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10749&amp;REPLY_ID=104730</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:59:10 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10749</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 5 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 08/18/2009 at 11:59&nbsp;PM by olydave<hr> This advice courtesy of the late, great Robert Heinlein....if ever, in the course of an argument with your wife, you discover that you are right, apologize immediately.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Helmet use in Illinois now illegal</title><author>Niebor</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10737&amp;REPLY_ID=104641</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:52:08 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10737</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 5 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 08/16/2009 at 11:52&nbsp;AM by Niebor<hr> ROTF!  No fair Greywolf, you gave it up! [:x)]<br /><br />These days, easy to see why such things are taken seriously...]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Not *meant* to be funny...</title><author>aidanspa</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10721&amp;REPLY_ID=104635</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:50:47 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10721</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 4 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 08/16/2009 at 8:50&nbsp;AM by aidanspa<hr> LOL!! [:x)][88][:x)]<br /><br />Only 6 minutes a day!  Inconceivable!!]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Writer turns 89</title><author>SteveS</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10687&amp;REPLY_ID=104123</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:14:56 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10687</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 2 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 08/04/2009 at 3:14&nbsp;PM by SteveS<hr> Loved her books and characters!<br /><br />thanks for the info Cash.<br /><br />How's your writing going?]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Messin with A-Z rides</title><author>WarHawk</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10678&amp;REPLY_ID=104001</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:03:46 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10678</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 08/02/2009 at 5:03&nbsp;PM by WarHawk<hr> Pics or it didn't happen!<br /><br />]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Is this why we need changes to health care</title><author>Axiom2000</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10653</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:46:39 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10653</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. The doctor pronounces the dog dead. The agitated man demands a second opinion.<br /><br />The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the body and meows. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."<br /><br />The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.<br /><br />The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body and barks. The vet says, "I'm sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead, too."<br /><br />The man finally resigns to the diagnosis and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$650."<br /><br />"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?" exclaims the man.<br /><br />"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 is for the cat scan and lab tests."<br /><br />Sorry just could not resist it.[:x)]<br />Jerry]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - This is just too funny</title><author>Axiom2000</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10634</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:36:25 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10634</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqpvriKZuA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqpvriKZuA</a>]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - United Breaks guitars</title><author>Deseret Rider</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10561</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:23:47 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10561</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  No doubt many of you have seen this.  It's had nearly 3 million hits over the last few days.   I kind of like the music.   <br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo</a>]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Opps!</title><author>Daddio</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10530&amp;REPLY_ID=102821</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:50:49 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10530</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 07/08/2009 at 2:50&nbsp;PM by Daddio<hr> I think it is more Oops than Opps. Can you imagine if this was Opps?<br /><br />Oops - [}:)][8D]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - What's wrong with this picture?</title><author>dfpd273</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10508&amp;REPLY_ID=102744</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:07:09 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10508</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 7 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 07/07/2009 at 2:07&nbsp;AM by dfpd273<hr> <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by scottrnelson</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by dfpd273</i><br /><br />... I'm fairly certain the seat is supposed to be reversed while in the front seat.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Putting them in the front facing the other way is what kills children when the airbags go off.  [xx(] They're supposed to be used the other way in the <i>back</i> seat.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Sorry man, I own a two seater car. I also have the ability to shut off the airbags. To put the kid in the back seat would be quite difficult. I never meant to suggest that one should put a car seat in the front(if rear is available), only that if it IS in the front, then it should be reversed. (Only up to about 20# or so).<br /><br />sorry to kill the joke with reality.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Farrah's wish</title><author>amazngrace</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10525</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:04:03 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10525</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomed Farrah and told her she could have one wish granted for her long suffering.  Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!<br /><br /><br />Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.<br />Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted.  Michael said he needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.<br /><br /><br />Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him...]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Fathers Day Card</title><author>greywolf</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10450&amp;REPLY_ID=102042</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:59:23 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10450</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 2 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 06/22/2009 at 2:59&nbsp;PM by greywolf<hr> Why did the Israelites wander the desert for 40 years?<br /><br />Because Moses was a man and refused to ask for directions.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - The economy is so bad----</title><author>Deseret Rider</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10452</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 12:30:10 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10452</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  The economy is so bad...that...<br />=20<br />CEO's are now playing miniature golf.<br /><br />Jewish women are marrying for love.<br /><br />Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration<br /><br />aren't paying their taxes.<br /><br />Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.<br /><br />McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.<br /><br />Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their<br /><br />children's names.<br /><br />A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into  Mexico.<br /><br />The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.<br /><br />Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.<br /><br />People in Africa are donating money to Americans.<br /><br />Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate,<br /><br />do you know how many kids are starving in the  US ?"<br /><br />Motel Six won't leave the light on.<br /><br />The Mafia is laying off judges.<br /><br />And finally...<br />Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.<br />Hey, neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being<br /><br />investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.<br /><br />]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Evolution of a Gold Wing</title><author>aidanspa</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10441</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 13:45:14 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10441</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  James' excellent reply to the rider of a 250 considering a Gold Wing for his retirement touring days inspired me to post this, courtesy of Gold Wing Road Riders Association - Texas Chapter 6.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/goldline.gif"></img></center><br /><center><font size="5"><b>Evolution of a Gold Wing</b></font id="size5"></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/goldline.gif"></img></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/cartoon1.gif"></img></center><br /><center><b>Rider with new Gold Wing</b></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/arrowtraindown.gif"></img></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/cartoon2.gif"></img></center><br /><center><b>Gold Wing Rider after one year</b></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/arrowtraindown.gif"></img></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/cartoon3.gif"></img></center><br /><center><b>Gold Wing Rider after two years</b></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/arrowtraindown.gif"></img></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/cartoon4.gif"></img></center><br /><center><b>Gold Wing Rider after three years</b></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/arrowtraindown.gif"></img></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/cartoon5.gif"></img></center><br /><center><b>Gold Wing Rider after four years</b></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/arrowtraindown.gif"></img></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/cartoon6.gif"></img></center><br /><center><b>Gold Wing Rider after five years</b></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/arrowtraindown.gif"></img></center><br /><center><img src="http://www.ohiochapterf.org/Evolution_of_a_GoldWing/cartoon7.gif"></img></center><br /><center><b>Gold Wing Rider after six years</b></center><br /><br />]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Epitaphs</title><author>Cash Anthony</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10398&amp;REPLY_ID=101825</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:17:09 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10398</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 3 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 06/17/2009 at 6:17&nbsp;PM by Cash Anthony<hr> Here lies Barnard Lightfoot <br />Who was accidentally killed <br />in the 45th year of his age.<br /><br />This monument was erected<br />by his grateful family.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Cash<br />]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Is your tongue weight too high?</title><author>Baggsy</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10373&amp;REPLY_ID=101523</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:56:42 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10373</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 3 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 06/10/2009 at 8:56&nbsp;PM by Baggsy<hr> Isn't the picture the opposite of tongue weight?<br /><br />In their case you'd just tear the axle off move it back a few feet and put it back on - problem solved.<br />]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - What's important to men?</title><author>Cat-woman</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10263&amp;REPLY_ID=101170</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:26:43 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10263</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 2 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 06/04/2009 at 6:26&nbsp;PM by Cat-woman<hr> My perspective---<br /><br />They got it right the first time. The second was because a women kept saying--"if you would only think" and pointed to her head.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - The Chicken an the Horse</title><author>Scooter rider</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10309</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 21:01:07 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10309</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play <br />together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.<br /><br />Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer <br />for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.<br /><br />Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.<br /><br />Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken <br />arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear end of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!<br /><br />Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.<br /><br />A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.<br /><br /><br />The moral of the story?<br /><br />"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"<br />]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - The Ultimate &quot;Cruiser&quot;</title><author>Warlock622</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10300&amp;REPLY_ID=100919</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 07:46:54 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10300</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 2 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/31/2009 at 7:46&nbsp;AM by Warlock622<hr> Just add a cd player and cup holders to the arm rests and mount speakers in the headrest and we're in business...[8D]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - James goes to the racetrack!</title><author>STEBOU</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10292&amp;REPLY_ID=100789</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 08:11:44 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10292</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 6 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/28/2009 at 8:11&nbsp;AM by STEBOU<hr> Very impressive.<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jim B</i><br /><br />Not really, but it is fascinating to watch a modern Goldwing at the track hugging the corners....<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2BKYLMx2SM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2BKYLMx2SM</a><br /><br />I find it interesting that the rider shifts his weight to the side long before he enters the curves. I am used to seeing racers shift their positions just before entering the curves.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">[:u]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Anybody resemble this one?</title><author>Jim B</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=9946&amp;REPLY_ID=100753</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 17:50:14 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=9946</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 2 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/27/2009 at 5:50&nbsp;PM by Jim B<hr>[88]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - bicycle</title><author>vprahl</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10277</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:15:04 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10277</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  A parishioner got to church one day and the preacher was fuming about his bicycle being stolen. The parishioner suggested that he needed to preach a sermon about stealing and if the guilty party was in church he might confess. "That's a great idea!" he said. "I'll do a sermon on the ten commandments and when I get to the commandment on stealing I'm gonna really let the congregation have it!" Well the preacher started his sermon but when he got to the commandment about stealing he went right past it. After the sermon the parishioner asked the preacher why he didn't let the congregation have when he got to the commandment on stealing. "Well," the preacher said, "When I got to the commandment on adultery, I suddenly remembered where my bicycle was."]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - First night in prison</title><author>STEBOU</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10275</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 19:04:31 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10275</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  A man is sentenced to prison.<br />His first night there after lights out he hears someone yell 23, and the whole cell block starts laughing.<br />Immediately afterward someone else yells 17, and again the whole cell block starts laughing.<br />This goes on for several more outbursts until finally; everyone settles down and goes to sleep.<br />The next day while the new prisoner is in the exercise yard and he goes up to an old timer that looks as though hes been there awhile and asks him what was going on last night, someone would yell out a number and everyone would start laughing?<br />The old timer told him Oh, they were just telling jokes. You see, everyone has heard all of the jokes, so we just gave them numbers and when someone wants to tell a joke they just yell out the number for a particular joke.<br />Ooo k, says the new guy. <br />That night after lights out, sure enough someone yells 42 and everyone laughs, someone else yells 173, and everyone laughs.<br />Theres a moment of silence so the new guy figures he will try it and yells 13.<br />Nothing!<br />He yells a little louder13. Nothing<br />Then someone else yells 64 and the whole cell block roars with laughter.<br />The next day, back in the exercise yard the new guy goes up to the old timer and says Hey, old timer, last night when everyone was yelling jokes, I tried it and no one laughed. Whats up with that?<br />The old timer looks at the new guy and says Well, some people can tell a joke and some cant.<br /><br />[;)]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - NOS in the Tank</title><author>scottrnelson</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10250&amp;REPLY_ID=100412</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 18:04:31 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10250</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 3 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/20/2009 at 6:04&nbsp;PM by scottrnelson<hr> That's because every motorcycle forum in the entire world now has a thread about this, pointing to that web site. [xx(]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - With apologies to any attorneys, well maybe not.</title><author>Axiom2000</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10247</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 05:34:34 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10247</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men crawling along the roadside eating grass.<br /><br />Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.<br /><br />He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'<br /><br />'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'<br /><br />'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' the lawyer said.<br /><br />'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'<br /><br />'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.<br /><br />Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us, also.'<br /><br />The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'<br /><br />'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered<br /><br />They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.<br /><br />Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'<br /><br />'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'<br /><br />The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.<br /><br />'You'll really love my place.<br /><br />'The grass is almost a foot high'<br />]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Bug Spray</title><author>olydave</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10198&amp;REPLY_ID=100267</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 23:12:05 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10198</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 2 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/17/2009 at 11:12&nbsp;PM by olydave<hr> Cracked me up.  I just bought a Kawasaki Vulcan Nomad yesterday & brought it home in the back of my truck.  About 230 miles  from eastern WA to Olympia.  The windscreen, which stuck up over the truck cab, was plastered with bugs.]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Qualifications to be President of the US</title><author>biocoach</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=9784&amp;REPLY_ID=100123</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 17:02:22 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=9784</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 7 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/14/2009 at 5:02&nbsp;PM by biocoach<hr> <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Warlock622</i><br /><br />Just shows how our schools have deteriorated over the years.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />I blame the parents. Let's be fair, I blame them equally for upbringing as I do for breeding [88]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - A Man and His Harley</title><author>masteroftroy</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10205&amp;REPLY_ID=100047</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 18:01:06 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10205</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/12/2009 at 6:01&nbsp;PM by masteroftroy<hr> I copied and posted that so fast to my Facebook page! That is great!![:D]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Found the Perfect Birthday Card</title><author>Indiana Randy</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10183&amp;REPLY_ID=99881</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 10:12:17 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10183</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 1 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/09/2009 at 10:12&nbsp;AM by Indiana Randy<hr> That's funny.  Sounds like a card my brother would send to ME! [:u][:x)]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - New Helmet Fashion for 2009</title><author>aidanspa</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10171&amp;REPLY_ID=99767</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 13:45:50 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10171</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 4 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/07/2009 at 1:45&nbsp;PM by aidanspa<hr> <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Pretzel</i><br /><br />I never did understand fashion.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Makes two us.  Hey, gimme a hand with my helmet, will ya?<br /><br /><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics3/bye-helmets-ad1.jpg"></img><br /><br /><img src="http://photos.imageevent.com/motorbiker/newspics3/bye-helmets-ad2.jpg"></img><br /><br />BYE Helmets.  More than a simple accessory, your BYE helmet is a way of expressing your take on riding and your lifestyle.<br /><br /><br />]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Swine flu update</title><author>LoveableJunkie</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10125&amp;REPLY_ID=99710</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 16:10:24 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10125</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 10 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/06/2009 at 4:10&nbsp;PM by LoveableJunkie<hr> I've found an upside to everybody being scared of it now! Having a loud conversation with a friend in shops about how you've contracted swine flu makes people actually walk AROUND you instead of pushing past. [:D]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - Obama's first 100 days</title><author>gdickelman</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?whichpage=-1&amp;TOPIC_ID=10122&amp;REPLY_ID=99387</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 11:56:49 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10122</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ There are 5 replies, with the last one, shown below, posted on 05/01/2009 at 11:56&nbsp;AM by gdickelman<hr> ...The whole thing is this kid's fault (aka "Flu A - Patient 0")!<br /><br /><img src="http://files.epsscentral.net/images/image008.jpg"></img>]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - New government health warning</title><author>dfpd273</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10127</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 06:40:42 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10127</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  New government health warning<br /><br /><br />[IMG]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk124/dfpd273/funny%20pics/untitled-2.jpg[/IMG]]]></description></item><item><title>Humor ... the lighter side - The Dangers of Sunbathing Topless</title><author>dfpd273</author><link>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10126</link><category>Humor ... the lighter side</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 06:36:44 -0500</pubDate><guid>http://www.msgroup.org/forums/mtt/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10126</guid>
<description><![CDATA[  The Dangers of Sunbathing Topless<br /><br /><br />[IMG]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk124/dfpd273/funny%20pics/1241176946.jpg[/IMG]]]></description></item></channel></rss>