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James R. Davis
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Posted - 11/26/2013 :  11:32 AM Follow poster on Twitter  Join poster on Facebook as Friend                        Like
I enjoy a water aerobics exercise class on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Until recently, I have been the only male in the class. (When I joined I told them that the reason I was there was to find a bride. That worked ... for awhile.)

Anyway, our instructor often says things that are hilarious, though she seems not to notice. For example, she recently said "Grab your ankle with your foot" when, of course, she meant "Grab your ankle with your hand".

Recently she has been telling the class to "Expand your chest and make it smile". Though I quipped back that 'They don't have to expand them to make me smile", I decided that today I would make it fair.

I showed up looking like this:
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