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scottrnelson
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 Posted - 12/24/2013 : 11:33 AM
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One winter morning a husband and wife in Denver were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
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gymnast
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Posted - 12/24/2013 : 4:40 PM
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With the holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. This is a first for me, as I normally don't preach to others. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine.
Feeling jolly, I still had the sense to know that I might be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a bus home. Sure enough, on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a bus, they waved it past, and I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise, as I had never driven a bus before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my driveway, I don't know what to do with it. |
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