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gymnast
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Posted - 04/30/2014 :  6:22 PM                       Like
A husband went to the police station to file a missing persons report on his missing wife.


Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: What is her height ?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Tell me the number, name & color of the car?



Husband: ?A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door??, and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.

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