Posted - 04/30/2014 : 6:22 PM
A husband went to the police station to file a missing persons report on his missing wife.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Inspector: Tell me the number, name & color of the car?
Husband: ?A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door??, and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.