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Deseret Rider
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776 Posts
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Helper, Utah
USA

BMW

R1100RT

Posted - 04/17/2006 :  9:39 PM                       Like
Which of the following do you choose:
1. The Lizard selling insurance
2. The bunny beating on the drum
3. The Talking cars pitching gasoline
4. The Ditek guy
5. The TV soliciting injury lawyer
6. Other----(write in)

don_hud
Advanced Member
1077 Posts
[Mentor]


Houston, Texas
USA

Yamaha

1997 Virago XV1100

Posted - 04/18/2006 :  8:53 AM
The TV soliciting injury lawyer.

Then I would take the empty gun and beat the Ditek guy.
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Gs82Seca650
Male Advanced Member
1990 Posts
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Southern, PA
USA

Yamaha

1982 XJ 650 R Seca

Posted - 04/18/2006 :  9:18 AM
DEFINATLY the TV Soliciting Lawyer......I very much dislike Lawyers....overpaid, and the way they portray insurance companies is laughable. I wouldn't have known that until I worked for one, but we are obligated to present fair and reasonable offers.

We are not the evil companies that those guys make us out to be.....unfortunatly a lot of people believe what they see on TV and fall for it.

Edited by - Gs82Seca650 on 04/18/2006 9:18 AM
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Indiana Randy
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2118 Posts
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Fort Wayne, Indiana
USA

Honda

2000 Magna V4 750

Posted - 04/18/2006 :  9:36 AM
Definately the person pitching injury related lawfirms.

Then I'd throw the gun at the stupid AFLAC duck.
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Gs82Seca650
Male Advanced Member
1990 Posts
[Mentor]


Southern, PA
USA

Yamaha

1982 XJ 650 R Seca

Posted - 04/18/2006 :  9:45 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Indiana Randy

Definately the person pitching injury related lawfirms.

Then I'd throw the gun at the stupid AFLAC duck.




LOL Randy........yea, I am with you on that too!!
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Thom Thumb
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1595 Posts
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Jordan, MN
USA

Harley-Davidson

Sportster XL883

Posted - 04/18/2006 :  4:50 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Indiana Randy

Definately the person pitching injury related lawfirms.

Then I'd throw the gun at the stupid AFLAC duck.



Randy, you have the order wrong . . . shoot the duck, then throw the gun at the personal injury guy . . . he's a bigger target.

Actually, the Burger King should be in here somewhere too.

And we need to remember that not all lawyers are ambulance chasers, right Cash?

TT
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scottrnelson
Advanced Member
6955 Posts
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Meridian, ID
USA

Honda

XR650L, 790 Adv R

Posted - 04/18/2006 :  5:25 PM
6. Any of the spokes-people for Countrywide home loans. Worse than Ditek. They're especially annoying when I'm trying to watch motorcycle racing on the Speed Channel.

Best if we could get the Geico lizard to climb up on the guy and get two at once.

And I like the Chevron cars, so don't shoot them.
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Cash Anthony
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1470 Posts
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Houston, Texas
USA

Honda

Magna 750

Posted - 04/18/2006 :  10:44 PM Follow poster on Twitter  Join poster on Facebook as Friend  
7. The home-grown TV announcer who runs a cheap furniture store and puts his toddler in all his ads to say the last word -- as in, "And that's a fact --" "Jack!"

Not only does it not rhyme, the kid speaks with his fist in his mouth.

Why waste a bullet on the AFLAC duck, when you can just wring its noisy neck?

And if you read Shakespeare, you'll find that the quote actually goes, "If tyranny is to prevail, first kill the lawyers." It was the answer to a question about how best to ruin a free country.


Cash
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amazngrace
Male Standard Member
204 Posts


Townsend, Virginia
USA

Kawasaki

1986 Concours

Posted - 04/19/2006 :  6:54 PM
The lawyer !!!!

Sorry Cash, I know we need lawyers, but we have 90% giving the other 10% a bad name.LOL

...ED
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Nicolas27
Male Senior Member
364 Posts
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Atlanta, Georgia
USA

Honda

'06 Aero

Posted - 04/21/2006 :  11:53 AM
Guess it depends on the size of your cartridge, but provided you are a good shot you could take out all of those and have a few left over for whoever else you deem worthy.
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Savage650
Standard Member
120 Posts


Trinity, North Carolina
USA

Harley-Davidson

2002 XL1200S

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  9:11 PM
My vote goes to the Geico Sqirrels. Little critters running people off the road should be eaten. And if you can get the duck in the crossfire, by all means.
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philhir
Male Junior Member
27 Posts


Girard, PA
USA

Kawasaki

Vulcan 800 Classic

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  10:33 PM
I wouldn't need a gun. I'd just put the little Geico Squirrels on the road in front of the injury lawyers.
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Mystic Red
Male Senior Member
379 Posts


Twin Lakes, Idaho
USA

BMW

K1100LT

Posted - 05/07/2006 :  11:01 PM
Being a truck driver, I would run out of ammo on cell phone users. We truckers use cell phones BUT, most of us know WHEN to use them, and when not to.

Sorry, on edit, I see I was to select from a list. But screw it, I'm going with cell phone users anyway.

Edited by - Mystic Red on 05/07/2006 11:04 PM
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Deseret Rider
Male Advanced Member
776 Posts
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Helper, Utah
USA

BMW

R1100RT

Posted - 05/19/2006 :  10:52 PM
I'm pulling the Aflac duck off the list boys. I've just been advised that the company pays their claims fast---and fair. One acquaintence told me that they had not submitted a covered claim for over two years---and finally submitted it when it became apparent that he would need the money--and Aflac paid it immediately anyway and without a wimper. Also (a relation of my wife) has had an ongoing medical problem---and the company paid fast--and in full---each time a claim was submitted.

THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME-----THE DUCK IS OK! (Now I would like to hear from those who have submitted claims to the lizard---I have always wondered how a company that spends most of it's money advertizing can have anything left to pay claims?) Comments?
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kiddal
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1561 Posts
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SE, Indiana
USA

Kawasaki

KLR650

Posted - 05/20/2006 :  6:39 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Deseret Rider

I have always wondered how a company that spends most of it's money advertizing can have anything left to pay claims? Comments?

You can't pay claims unless you sell policies. What percentage of the 290 Million people in the US do you think have never heard of Aflack, pre-duck and post-duck?

Can we at least shoot Gilbert Gottfried (who is the voice of the duck)?

Geico is almost certainly the low-cost provider of car insurance, yet they spend quite a lot on advertising. (This does not mean everyone would get a better rate from them, however) And I noticed this week they've plopped down a few more bucks to be on Al Unser Jr's IndyCar.
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scottrnelson
Advanced Member
6955 Posts
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Meridian, ID
USA

Honda

XR650L, 790 Adv R

Posted - 05/21/2006 :  6:56 AM
I forgot about "Bob" from the Enzyte commercial. He's really my top choice.
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SKNL2
Male New Member
21 Posts


Charlotte, NC
USA

Suzuki

GSX-600F

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  1:56 PM
Drill seargent always said, "Son, always save one for yourself."
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qball
New Member
18 Posts


Los Angeles, CA
USA

Honda

CBR600RR

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  4:18 PM
Nah, the Geico lizard is cool, I humbly ask that you leave the lizard alone. Well, at least the company the lizard represents is cool.

I was a victim of a motorcycle accident and the other party was insured by Geico. Both the vehicle settlement and injury settlement were prompt and fair and their claims adjustors were courteous and professional; Geico is ok in my book!

But I don't mind if you shoot the TV injury lawyers
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Sox Fan
Male Senior Member
419 Posts
[Mentor]


Kerhonkson, NY
USA

Suzuki

DL 650

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  6:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by scottrnelson

I forgot about "Bob" from the Enzyte commercial. He's really my top choice.



Too late, you already shot the loan pusher; your gun is empty.

I think I'd shoot one of the Geico cavemen.
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batman
Male Standard Member
139 Posts


Royston, Cambs
United Kingdom

Kawasaki

ZX-6R

Posted - 08/19/2006 :  10:58 AM
Line the bastards up in a row and do em all.....
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Deseret Rider
Male Advanced Member
776 Posts
[Mentor]


Helper, Utah
USA

BMW

R1100RT

Posted - 08/25/2006 :  10:53 PM
"Line the bastards up in a row and do em all....."


Easy for you to say----You probably don't have a firearm--only the bad guys have firearms in the UK?

OH---by the way----I have heard that Bob isn't doing so good lately and that stupid smile has disappeared--we won't have to shoot him now--Every time he pops one of those blue pills his instrument swells up---the blood drains from his head---and he passes out before he can do anything with it.-------
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