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 Seafoam? Seafoam!
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Lockjaw
Male Senior Member
413 Posts


San Francisco, CA
USA

Honda

73 CB450, Kymco 150

Posted - 03/17/2008 :  8:39 PM                       Like
There's enough Irish in me that I get a bit of drink in me (probably on too many occasions, but certainly on St. Paddy's). If I ramble, apologies. But I have been reading about Seafoam on this site and others and finally had to try it...and no, they don't pay me, but if they'd like to, they're more than welcome.

Seafoam? Seafoam!

Having heard your name I was curious...
Always been a fan of the real thing.
Just dump in the gas?, a laxative true?
To remove every stammer, to fix every ping?
My motorcycle, it is safe to say
Is one of the one true loves I've had
And if SeaFoam keeps her death away
Then how in God's name can it be bad?
So a can of Seafoam did I buy
And added to the tank
And like a phoenix did she rise
A cloud of smoke and stank.
But hey, what now, I see the light
The smoke like memory fades
And idling, my bike purrs and paws
A cat lucky in spades
So what Seafoam? What magic cure?
Your mystery so irks...
I'm not sure that I understand,
But goddamn that s**t works!

Again, apologies. The guiness spring from which burst the narcissistic rambling.

degaboh
Female Senior Member
258 Posts


Houston, TX
USA

Kawasaki

Ninja EX250R

Posted - 03/17/2008 :  8:45 PM


Now we know who should not be allowed near the computer after having the beer.

You are charged with drinking and rhyming! I pronounce you guilty!!

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Lockjaw
Male Senior Member
413 Posts


San Francisco, CA
USA

Honda

73 CB450, Kymco 150

Posted - 03/17/2008 :  8:46 PM
Guilty as charged. Time for Corned Beef and Cabbage now.
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shauntwomey
Male Standard Member
157 Posts


West Lafayette, IN
USA

Yamaha

'07 VStar 650 Custom

Posted - 03/17/2008 :  8:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lockjaw

Again, apologies. The guiness spring from which burst the narcissistic rambling.
Lockjaw, check your Guinness bottle again. Are you sure you didn't actually knock back the Seafoam?
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Lockjaw
Male Senior Member
413 Posts


San Francisco, CA
USA

Honda

73 CB450, Kymco 150

Posted - 03/17/2008 :  8:51 PM
Hmmmmm....no, that would only end badly.
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VodkaAndPickles
Male Advanced Member
589 Posts


Langhorne, PA
USA

Suzuki

Intruder 1500 LC

Posted - 03/18/2008 :  12:22 AM
mmm, Guinness... And I should have had some today...
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hitchface
Male Junior Member
50 Posts


Three Hills, Alberta
Canada

Kawasaki

'95 vn800

Posted - 03/18/2008 :  10:40 AM
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I'm gonna go buy some SeaFoam...if it works like you say. Will I be able to write stellar poetry if I do? Or is the Guinness required?
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Lockjaw
Male Senior Member
413 Posts


San Francisco, CA
USA

Honda

73 CB450, Kymco 150

Posted - 03/18/2008 :  10:50 AM
Thanks for the props hitch...not sure if I deserve 'em.

But yes, SeaFoam turned me more irish, more lyrical, grew my hair back, and women keep flashing me for no apparent reason. It's all guaranteed...look on the can.
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degaboh
Female Senior Member
258 Posts


Houston, TX
USA

Kawasaki

Ninja EX250R

Posted - 03/18/2008 :  12:11 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lockjaw

But yes, SeaFoam turned me more irish, more lyrical, grew my hair back, and women keep flashing me for no apparent reason. It's all guaranteed...look on the can.



Well, I'm sure they were flashing you because you had turned into a hairy, rhyming, Irish man.




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Lockjaw
Male Senior Member
413 Posts


San Francisco, CA
USA

Honda

73 CB450, Kymco 150

Posted - 03/18/2008 :  8:28 PM
And who doesn't love a hairy, rhyming, Irish man? Seriously.
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WarHawk
Male Advanced Member
1796 Posts


Baytown, Texas
USA

Yamaha

'07 V-Star Custom

Posted - 03/19/2008 :  9:38 AM
Lockjaws' ode to Seafoam, man your poetry rocks

Mine would have been much simpler

Roses are red
Rough running bike irks
Dosed the tank real good
Seafoam, that s**t really works!


You MUST do a Haiku
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Lockjaw
Male Senior Member
413 Posts


San Francisco, CA
USA

Honda

73 CB450, Kymco 150

Posted - 03/19/2008 :  10:42 AM
Thanks WarHawk, this one's for you:

seafoam in the tank
smoke bellows from my tail pipes
a phoenix rises

**by the way, i meant the bike's pipes...haven't taken shauntwomey's suggestion...

sonnet anyone? j/k
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degaboh
Female Senior Member
258 Posts


Houston, TX
USA

Kawasaki

Ninja EX250R

Posted - 03/19/2008 :  11:01 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Lockjaw


seafoam in the tank
smoke bellows from my tail pipes
a phoenix rises



It's brilliant. My bike swooned and my heart went aflutter. I need a moment, please.

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Lockjaw
Male Senior Member
413 Posts


San Francisco, CA
USA

Honda

73 CB450, Kymco 150

Posted - 03/19/2008 :  2:38 PM
Thanks Degaboh!
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