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Cash Anthony
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Houston, Texas
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Magna 750

Posted - 12/16/2013 :  8:27 AM Follow poster on Twitter  Join poster on Facebook as Friend                        Like
The little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the admirers were thinking. "Look, there's a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!"

The old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation, and then paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of French fries, and one drink.

The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles, and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.

As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the crowd began to get restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking. "That poor old couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them!" The man began to eat his French fries.

One young man stood and came over to the old couple's table. He politely offered to buy another meal for them to eat.

The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.

Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

The young man came over again and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. This time the elderly lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.

As the old gentleman finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer. He came over to their table again and offered to buy them some food. After being politely refused again, he finally asked the old lady, "Ma'am, why aren't you eating? You said that you share everything. What is it that you're waiting for?"

She answered, "The teeth."

Magnawing
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281 Posts


The Woodlands, TX
USA

Honda

VF750C

Posted - 12/17/2013 :  2:16 PM Follow poster on Twitter
That's taking sharing a little too far...
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