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scottrnelson
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6943 Posts
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Meridian, ID
USA

Honda

XR650L, 790 Adv R

Posted - 01/02/2014 :  5:26 PM                       Like
The floods had subsided, and Noah had safely landed his ark on Mount Sinai. "Go forth and multiply!" he told the animals, and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants. Then he heard something he didn't recognize... a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw. "What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!" "Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders... so we have to use logs."

JanK
Male Junior Member
89 Posts


Ljubljana, Ljubljana
Slovenia

BMW

R1200R

Posted - 01/03/2014 :  6:30 AM
Have you heard about the one where a derivative walks along a road, meets a function and says "Gimme 100 bucks or I'll derive you!" And the function replies "Buzz off, I'm ex."
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Magnawing
Male Senior Member
281 Posts


The Woodlands, TX
USA

Honda

VF750C

Posted - 01/06/2014 :  10:07 AM Follow poster on Twitter
Unfortunately, I'm arithmetically illiterate and neither of these make any sense to me. No need to try and explain them, I wouldn't understand the explanation any more than the original post.


Not intending to bash, I feel that everyone has a right to their own brand of humor...I just don't understand this particular line of it...I fully appreciate, however, those who do.
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AMJIce
Male Standard Member
124 Posts


Laguna Hills, CA
USA

Suzuki

DL650K9

Posted - 01/16/2014 :  3:54 AM
Calculus!

It's too bad it's never used by non-scientific people but every technology we use is based on it.

I hope my children are smarter than me ...
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radan2
Male Advanced Member
1117 Posts
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Jacksonville, NC
USA

Moto Guzzi

2007 Breva V750 ie

Posted - 01/16/2014 :  6:19 PM
Two electrons were riding their motorcycles one day when they were both pulled over by a cop. The cop goes to the first one and asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The first electron says, "Of course I do."

The second one says, "Oh heck, now we're lost."
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